Ah, where would we be as a nation without our funny yet funky baby bibs? (Answer: Canada. *)

Yea, there’s something about the contrast or juxtaposition of a newborn infant, innocent to all of the world and hardly even aware of its own existence, wearing a shirt that calls out their Mom for being a slut.

PLUS, it’s a great way to get out some passive aggressive feeling towards your significant other, husband, wife, or best friend by buying a rude baby bib that secretly pushes your own agenda. (Think: “My Mom is a MILF.”)

Let’s look at 3 of them that I think are fairly offensive yet still pretty funny.

*Just kidding. Canada rocks. Final answer: Britain.

BABY FOR SALE

What could be worse than a baby wearing a bib that says “For Sale?”

Well, I can think of a few things, (“Sold” comes to mind), but we won’t get into that.

The Point: this is a hilarious baby bib.

EAT SHIT CRY

Well, this is one of those baby bibs that pretty much sums it all up, doesn’t it? What else does your baby do but eat, poop, and cry?

Maybe they should add an asterick that reads *And sleep only when I want to.

This one made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it though.

If you’re looking for a rude baby bib that doesn’t push the envelope too far, this is a keeper.

MY SISTER’S A SLUT

Dear god, is there a baby way to start showing favoritism than to dress up your babies in some mean bibs that mock the other kid?

To really get a good old fashioned sibling rivarly going, you need to start young.

Do it the right way by putting this on your baby who has a sister.

Then take a lot of pictures.

Then, when your daughter has a baby at age 14, tell her “I told you so.”

THREE YAGER BOMBS LATER AND HERE I AM

This is funny because it’s true.

Or at least, it is for about 5 parents I know. What about you?

Three Yager Bombs Later and Here I Am sums up much of the populations existence.

For more offensive/rude/funny baby bibs (and whatnot), check out Cafepress. They have a ton of them and it’s nothing you can ever buy at a store, as they’re all from individual low key sellers who make a little side cash selling personalized baby bibs online!

Note: all images in this article come from Rude Baby Bibs. Thanks guys! I hope this post sends some traffic your way.